Currently Listening Kiss and Say Goodbye: The Best of the Manhattans By The Manhattans see related

Xanga...fINEST MOMENTS: I'm going to take quite a break from xanga so i thought a recap of the last 212 days might do my site justice. ENJOY

i can't believe i gave in to xanga to start out with...shame on me

"anyway, camp was a lot of fun met a lot of new people and actually got to swim the last day! Met a certain someone that sure seems like quite a gal.  BUT i must wait til friday to see her again...<bleh> i'll make it.  "

ahhhhhhh now that girl is totally mine! going to ou and RIGHt by where i'm living! I'm caraaaaaaaaazy about her.  And i can't waiT to seeee her! Marli Rutherford rules...that's not her below (for the record)

<yeah ya know how i said something incredible was going to happen (see first edit) well the night was going great and after all the shows at hiawassee we were over on a back road shooting off artillery shells.

well we had the four shot ones...four of them together.  Turns out an anonymous person put one in upside down.  The first two explosions blew up the tube and as i was running away the next one shot under my foot and on top of my flip flop.  this wasn't a black cat it was one of these...

as i stepped down it blew up.  Definately got 3rd degree burns and i can't walk. now i gotst some sweet crutches and some medicine to make cartoons a bit more exciting. 

sorry the picture isn't clear but this is my finest moment...falling at graduation

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oh man...the night i stayed up til four posting "roses are red; violets are blue; i'm going to andeline's show at the green door tuesday night at 8 and so should you www.andelinerock.com" on 420 sites...wow

 defeating area 51: 2nd best moment in my life

 ahh chuck liddell started my obsession with ufc...and i love it

FIVE MORE HOURS TIL I'M DONE WITH COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm hoping caldwell has forgotten about the whole leadership paper and probation business hahaha...oh it will be a marvelous day.  I'll be able to go back into the ebay community where i belong...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/policedogs.html

i miss basketball season oh well we freaking won state baby

i love crazy people...i mean really.  Crazy people make things so much better.  Saturday i wasn't having the greatest day until an insane bus driver cut me off...hey it made me laugh.  Then believe it or not...another tinsley sighting on 15th and broadway.  I really think i'm going to take him with me next time i see him. Well i had to post just so i'd have 41 comments on my last one to make several people angry.  I'll add to this later toniizzight.  Hope everyone is having a great week.

<eDiT>.......so i was going to take some time and think of several people that just make my day with their lack of intelligence and preposterous absurdity BUT...i'm thinkin that this one tops it all.  So my neighbor is a cool guy.  His family has always been friends with my family and he even let me use his chainsaw this weekend to chop up a tree in my yard...I mean really, what more could you ask.  But we received the chimney hill "smoke signals" today (my neighborhood's newsletter thing)  But before i get into it...about a month ago there was a beaver in our creek.  It was destroying trees.  My neighbor is quite an outdoorsman and decided to get rid of this nuisance with a bow and arrow.  It gave me a good laugh but obviously not the others in the neighborhood.

--word FOR word..."DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR NEIGHBOR IS? The case of the beaver"

"A beaver who decided to build his home in our neighborhood's creek was on his way to becoming our living-in mascot.  The animal, friendly and visible, was a special treat for the children, and it brought smiles on the faces of young and old alike.

                                 Talks were already on the way to name our furry visitor and make him an honoray member of our community.  Photo opps were being organized, and even a white picket fence for his front yard was discussed among those of us with imaginations and soft hearts.

                                  But the voices have calmed now and an uneasy silence betrays the sorrow at his untimely death.  Yes, our beaver is dead. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha) One of you, a neighbor, decided that the beaver was good practice for your bow and arrow.  You took aim and killed him in front of children and adults who had gathered to enjoy his house-building antics and paraded your prize with pride in front of all.  Are you then such a hunter as to forget that not ever living thing is alive just to be your target?  The beaver belonged to all of us!  Do YOU know who YOUR neighbor is?"

I almost wet myself when i saw this...everyone show their support of my beloved neighbor by killing a beaver and putting it on the home owners president's porch.  For directions to the house...feel free to ask! have a great week everyone!

everyone join the paps is so cool blogring!!! i dont care if you know him or not...show some support for the coolest kid alive.

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=fireworkfactory.wmv

AHHH i love it!!  well ya...I'm going to the soccer / baseball game tonight then after...is my haircut haha!  I shall miss my hair but i know everyone will enjoy seeing the sick mohawk/mullet i think i'm gonna go with.:

www.bobsagetisgod.com

oh man...can't forget the rage that welled up inside of me due to females this year:

roses are red

violets are blue

but women are the devil

ahhh monster jam was so intense

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever" Keanu Reeves, The Replacements

I love running and i usually go disgusting distances because it's so relaxing.  Ya i'm running down 15th by rankin (next the the edmond Y for those of you who dont know) and i look to my right across the street cause i hear something.  It's this crazy hobo running w/his little collie.  I dont know what the person did but they obviously deserved it cause he starts screaming jibberish at the dude.  I mean really...who wouldnt find that funny?? i guess he didnt enjoy the fact that i burst out laughing while i ran by.  He definately sees me and runs across the street almost getting hit by a car hahaha and starts running behind me.  i'm kind of at this emotional point where i dont know whether to laugh at the fact that a homeless man is chasing me or cry because he probably wants to slit my throat and put a kidney on his keychain. (trust me...all hobos have keychains) So i did what i do in most tense situations, I start sprinting as fast as i can lol and for about the next 5 miles i turn around every 10 steps just waiting to see him pointing a cross bow at my face.  So i think i'm safe.  He freaking comes out behind a bush and tackles me into the street.  K maybe not that last part but the first part was true. 

http://www.discretos.net/go.php?id=660

oh caveman day...:

Currently Listening Final Straw By Snow Patrol see related

facebook works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do be my friend.

i think i might stop xanga now that i have my own site...check it out

http://www.paul-lewis.com/

Currently Watching Finding Nemo (Collector's Edition) By Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, Alexander Gould see related

hellooooooooooooo i don't know why i'm back on xanga...i guess since my stupid ou email and facebook don't get along.  anyway, camp was a lot of fun met a lot of new people and actually got to swim the last day! Met a certain someone that sure seems like quite a gal.  BUT i must wait til friday to see her again...<bleh> i'll make it.  the foot is ALMOST healed. yay for me. but anyway i'm starting up jiu jitsu again tomorrow.  I'm quite excited. nothing really to talk about other than i'm ready for school. i'll probably add something later but for now...this picture is dedicated to kevin nagle

everyone go to andeline's show at the purgatory on tuesday.  www.andelinerock.com        i'll see you there

coolest toilet ever

inside:

outside:

quote of the week..."yo stacey. talk to me; talk to me; talk to me babayyyy!" anyone? come on...someone must know this

Currently Watching Mean Girls (Widescreen Edition) By Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Jonathan Bennett see related

blah...new post.  Nothing really to talk about.  My foot is still pretty awesome.  If you dare to see it, i have a pretty intense picture of it now.  I'm watching swimfan right now.  I don't like it so far.  Andeline went to Tulsa on monday.  It ruled.  It was the most fun i've had all summer!! I met two pretty amazing girls that i most definately can't wait to hang out with again.  yOu know who you are . i'm going to houston tomorrow and hS camp sunday despite the fact i can't get in the water or walk barefoot on the beach haha...i'm thinkin i'm just going to lay outside all day and see how disgustingly tan i can get...i can't wait to walk again.  Once i can run...i'm so going to marathon every week.  well my lovers i'm done for now. I will miss you! leave me some comments while i'm gone.  pizzle bizzle___

once i'm done...i'm one step closer to...

Currently Reading Fighting with the German Longsword By Christian Henry Tobler see related

new mexico was...pretty fun i suppose.  Nothing too eventful happened but it's nice to be back home.  I really want to go to the zoo for some reason.

mullet time

 serial mullet  viking mullet  james taylor mullet  long time mullet   burnt mullet  case study mullet  slick mullet  perm mullet  perm mullet 2  perm mullet 3  ape drape mullet  new york city mullet  guido mullet  skirted cantaloupe  skipper mullet  lizard mullet  girth ape mullet  wedding mullet  dixie mullet  tech mullet  passport mullet

 demon mullet  words  cannot  describe mullet.  belly down mullet  007 mullet  grease mullet  metal mullet  yo yo mullet  dude mullet  sludge mullet  ice ice mullet  smeagol mullet  silverback mullet  chia mullet  prom mullet  kiss mullet  clown mullet  island of dr. moreau mullet  the torture mullet  beaver mullet (look sideways)  vip mullet  meditating mullet  sad mullet

 sabbath mullet  wedding mullet  chick magnet mullet  parachute mullet   kilt mullet  class of 1986 mullet  someone should slap me in the face mullet

 travolta mullet  4 year mullet

 fire mullet  I.Q. mullet

  magician mullet  considerate mullet  way too old mullet  tripping mullet  almost kickstand mullet  crisco mullet  family mullet  m.d. mullet  kidnapper mullet  vulcan mullet  snowstorm mullet  escort mullet  if i ever see this man i will kill him mullet

 skullet mullet  scarf mullet  cheese mullet  stout mullet  ichabod mullet  weird al mullet  pig killer mullet  lice mullet  jogger mullet  conditioner mullet  content mullet  not cool mullet  wake up mullet  seductive mullet  dizzy mullet    toby keith <EDIT / mr. anthony >mullet stud mullet 1 stud mullet 2  highlighter mullet  sniper mullet  squirrely mullet  mustard mullet  poodle mullet  swayze mullet  future camaro owner mullet   jim henson mullet  mall mullet  super mullet few cooler mullet  protection mullet  van mullet  night stalker mullet  too sexy mullet  player mullet  dazed mullet  confused mullet  avalanche mullet  i married a mullet mullet  red man mullet  if i ever see this man i will kill him 2  babe mullet  grunge mullet 

and the winner is.... but he doesn't have a name?!? i need some advice

i'll let this mullet post last for quite a while until this...stay cool stay strong stay focused.  i love youuuuuuuuu

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<yeah i completely forgot to mention the fourth of july.  I will keep my mouth shut for now but tonight is going to be INCREDIBLE muwahahahahahaha.>

<EDIT 2> important

<yeah ya know how i said something incredible was going to happen (see first edit) well the night was going great and after all the shows at hiawassee we were over on a back road shooting off artillery shells.

well we had the four shot ones...four of them together.  Turns out an anonymous person put one in upside down.  The first two explosions blew up the tube and as i was running away the next one shot under my foot and on top of my flip flop.  this wasn't a black cat it was one of these...

as i stepped down it blew up.  Definately got 3rd degree burns and i can't walk. now i gotst some sweet crutches and some medicine to make cartoons a bit more exciting.  well despite the injury i'm going to get fireworks for half off this afternoon hopefully.  haha my mom couldn't understand that....well i think i'm gonna go watch robin hood farewells.  >